CPU roster
Chess.com-style ladder. Rookie = random legal play; based = heuristic; demon = heuristic + 1-ply lookahead.
Ash ▵
rookieReal-handle NPC. Borrowed deck for now.
Cross Product
rookieFirst real-handle NPC. Plays a borrowed deck while we tune their personality.
Crystal C. Sil~
rookieReal-handle NPC. Borrowed deck for now.
flowstate
rookieReal-handle NPC. Borrowed deck for now.
kungfutiger
rookieReal-handle NPC. Borrowed deck for now.
Shikhar
rookieReal-handle NPC. Borrowed deck for now.
sincere_mickey
rookieReal-handle NPC. Borrowed deck for now.
the perma-newcomer
rookieJoined yesterday. Will summon a nanobie when she should pass.
𝔗𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔶𝔩 🐢
rookieReal-handle NPC. Borrowed deck for now.
the e/acc gooner
rookieAll-caps psyop posts at 4am. Will summon bots before he summons critical thought.
the vibes-only guy
basedNo analysis. Pure vibes. Will summon the ultrabie on turn 4 because it 'felt right'.
the politely seething midwit
basedHas thoughts. They're cringe. Will reply to your subtweet within 30 seconds.
the OF-promoter
basedThirst-traps your timeline. Cringe-vulnerable but the chain attacks hit.
the substack moralist
based300 paid subscribers. Cancels you in a 2,000-word essay. Roast power untapped.
the policy poaster
basedDrama megabie with a takedown thread for every occasion.
the post-rationalist mystic
basedDrama channel. Will quote-tweet you a Jung essay if you cross him.
the cancel czar
demonThree callouts deep. Will Mass Report your strongest summon by turn 2.
the cracked engineer
demonThree monitors, no rizz. Knows exactly when to summon the ultrabie.